The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." The man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" The cop asked. "My wife." said the man.:snickerpup:
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Truck driver going down the road one day, begins to go under a bridge and didn't see the height restrictions, gets trailer stuck under the bridge.. policeman pulls up, jumps out and says "whoa.. did you run into that bridge?" truck driver looks at hims and says "no, i was delivering it and ran out of gas!"
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